Fun reproductive fact: you were not the fastest sperm
Other sperm start burrowing into the egg and die on the way in. You were an opportunistic sperm that waited for the others to die making it easy for you to burrow in.
So basically what you’re saying is,
Even before i was born, I was using other bitches to do my work for me?
pimp daddy sperm
pooh bear always makes me cry.
just look at him
he’s so innocent
and is always in trouble
its as if the world hates him
but how can you hate such a lovable creature
Life always shits the hardest on the sweetest people
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